How to get the most out of our time together
*Please be freshly showered upon arrival. If you are unable to do so, please let me know and a shower will be available for you here. I refuse to offer my services to anyone who is not smelling fresh and clean.
*Please do your best to be on time. Punctuality is a must
*Please be respectful. If I have to repeatedly tell you to stop doing something, I will terminate our session (no refund)
*Please do not haggle my rates. My service FAR exceeds my donation amount. I find it insulting when someone tries to do this and I can guarantee you I won't book you in because of it.
*Please be respectful when you call or text me. If you are rude in any way, I will not book you in.
*Please do not come to your appointment under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
*when you have booked a time and date, if for any reason you are no longer able to keep your appointment, you MUST TEXT OR CALL TO CANCEL. Failure to do so will result in you not being able to make any further appointments in the future (and yes, I keep track)